I'm sure Kirby (Is he around? Or is he still pouting about voting himself off of the Buffet?) and Gunt will appreciate this one; Tufts University has issued a policy banning "sexiling" as well as engaging in sexual activities while a roommate is present.
Just imagine what could have become of our group if Kirby hadn't come home to Black Kevin banging some chick tantra-style on a regular basis or if Fucking Bo hadn't had Easy-K around. Oh, the possibilities.
I'm still bitter at Benihana for bringing that annoying dance team chick, Death, back to the room multiple times to "study".